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A little self-aware.
A lot of shirt.

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Two AI-generated models wearing i ate my feelings. they were delicious. and the camera adds 5 lbs shirts

the shirts.

6 designs

from $38

from $38

from $38

from $38

from $38

from $38
AI-generated lifestyle scene of a plus-size man at a backyard BBQ wearing the american portions. shirt.

your cotton.

Standard US shipping included.

01

the classic.

$38

A structured cotton tee with a straightforward regular fit. Eight colors. One clean front print.

Garment
Gildan 5000
Fabric
100% cotton in the offered colors
US sizes
XL–5XL
02

the organic.

from $48

A soft organic cotton tee with a modern medium fit.

Garment
Stanley/Stella SXU001
Fabric
100% organic ring-spun cotton
US sizes
XL–5XL

XL–3XL $48 · 4XL $50 · 5XL $52

AI-generated lifestyle scene of a plus-size woman in an airplane window seat wearing the expanded edition. shirt.

fattyshirts is for people who like their humor self-aware and their T-shirts a little outspoken.

AI-generated lifestyle scene of plus-size friends at an outdoor café, with a woman wearing the more person per person. shirt.

the details.

Do classic and organic fit the same?

Both use US sizes, with different cuts. Compare each garment’s measurements in the size guide.

How does shipping work?

Standard shipping is included in every shirt price for the contiguous US. Allow 2–7 business days for printing, then 2–5 for delivery.

What if something is wrong?

Contact us within 30 days of delivery about damaged or incorrect items. Each shirt is printed to order, so we do not accept change-of-mind returns.

How does checkout work?

No account required. Review your size, address, and total before paying by card or an available wallet.

white print · Black shirt

$38USD
your cotton
your color

US sizes · XL–5XL. Shipping included.

the bag.

Your bag has room for a good joke.

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checkout.

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01 · contact
02 · delivery

Contiguous United States and Washington, DC.

03 · payment
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your US fit.

Both shirts come in US XL–5XL. Compare a tee you own with each garment’s measurements.

Classic · Gildan 5000 · inches
US sizeWidthLength
XL2431
2XL2632
3XL2833
4XL3034
5XL3235
Organic · Stanley/Stella SXU001 · inches
US sizeWidthLength
XL24 ⅝31 ⅛
2XL26 ½32
3XL28 ½33
4XL30 ½33 ¾
5XL32 ½34 ¾

Measure a shirt laid flat: width across the chest below the sleeves, length from the high point of the shoulder to the back hem. Width is not body circumference.

Classic size guide
Organic size guide

shipping.

Free standard shipping in the contiguous US.

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Where we deliver

We ship to the contiguous United States and Washington, DC. Alaska, Hawaii, US territories, military addresses, and international destinations are outside this launch delivery area.

Rates

Standard shipping is included in every shirt price within our delivery area. Classic and organic shirts can arrive in separate packages, at no extra shipping cost to you.

Timing

Allow 2–7 business days for printing, then 2–5 business days for standard delivery. Weekends and holidays are excluded. Dates are estimates; your order confirmation shows the estimate for your order.

Tracking & delays

You receive a tracking link when each package ships. If we cannot ship within the stated time, we contact you with a revised date and the choice to wait or cancel the unshipped items for a refund.

Address or delivery problems

Check your address before paying. Contact us promptly about a wrong address, missing parcel, or delivery problem. We review the shipment with our production partner and carrier; do not place a replacement order until we have checked.

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